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女生说牙疼死了怎么幽默回复

别怕,牙医叔叔马上来救你! 复制
听说牙疼可以消灭掉你身体里的坏小人,你是不是太健康了? 复制
牙疼这么痛,你还不如去剪个刘海,痛苦程度差不多。 复制
听说牙疼可以减肥,你要不要试试? 复制
别担心,我可以给你讲个笑话,让你忘记牙疼。 复制
牙疼?那你还不如去找个公鸡啄一下,反正都是一样的疼。 复制
牙疼不是问题,问题是你为什么不吃糖? 复制
牙疼这么痛,你不如去撞墙,痛的快乐多一点。 复制
牙疼?别怕,我马上给你送一瓶止疼药,但是你要自己去买水。 复制
牙疼?那你现在最好不要笑,我可不想看到你疼痛加倍。 复制
离别朋友的英文句子唯美带字 复制
<pre> Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss Goodbyes are not forever, are not the end; it simply means I'll miss you until we meet again. - Unknown The hardest thing is not saying goodbye, but rather learning to live without them. - Unknown Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same. - Unknown How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again. - Charles Dickens Don't be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends. - Richard Bach Good friends never say goodbye, they simply say 'until we meet again'. - Unknown We started here together and now we're leaving the same way. The funny thing is you never appreciate what you had yesterday until it is gone today. - Unknown True friends don't say goodbye, they just take extended leaves of absences from each other. - Unknown</pre> 复制
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